"I went to my mates party the other day and met this gorgeous boy. We danced until we dropped which was quite surprising since he'd apparently spiked my vodka with several E's. Anyway we got close to a few smoochy records before he took my hand and dragged me upstairs. We kissed passionately and he moved his hand up my blouse and touched my belly button repeatedly. Now I'm worried I'm pregnant."
Oh and Smash Hits mag is closing this month. People like you just don't buy it anymore. :-(
Posted By: Jim Nasium, Feb 14, 20:36:42
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