I dunno, kept me busy last night send this to my mate

I sent my mate one yesterday, for s**ts and giggles

Selection was shocking, really bad (teddy bears and stuff) I wanted to have a laugh

So I ended up buying one that said "to my dearest loving Husband"

And ended up crossing bits out of the card (like the husband bit obviously :) )

On the inside was some corny poem like

Your everything to me
your very funny
thoughtful too
I value our marriage greatly

Which after a few crossings out was changed to

Your a mate to me
Your not funny
unthoughtful too
I value everything I've nicked from your flat

Other side was sick bucket to the max, so I ripped that page out and did my own message

"Has anyone ever told you how amazingly beautiful you really are?"

No? I didn't think so either, I just thought I'd double check"

Drew a picture of Roland Rat and Popeye underneath with the captions "eeeeeeehhhhhhhh rat fans" and "a ga ga ga ga ga ga", said at least she could say she got one.

Stuck a chocky bar and card in a jiffy bag and posted it through her door at midnight last night

Waiting for her to acknowledge that we're either still friends or whether it's been taken the right way

:D

Posted By: pants, Feb 14, 11:35:10