For my money, I reckon this is Bellars' all-time low:

n the afternoon Celtic progress to the quarter-finals of the Scottish Cup thanks to a 5:0 victory against Clyde, most notable for Shaun Maloney's comeback, a rare double for Stan Varga and Craig Bellamy's first goal for the Hoops. 'I love getting my hands on big cups', the Welshman didn't tell the News of the Screws reporter.

A post-match storm in a DD cup ensues when Clyde midfielder Darren Sheridan accused Bellamy of taunting him about his wages: 'You'll be doing my garden in the summer', Bellamy is alleged to have told the veteran Clyde player. 'I can't believe he'd say a thing like that. Bellamy's a shrubbery fella', said a spokesman for Not The View, who was promptly sent out to do the garden.

You have to ask though - why hasn't he yet had the psychiatric attention he so obviously needs?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 13, 13:38:56