might not be that funny but

A man with a black eye, boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too

1st man "how did you get that?"

2nd man "Instead of asking the big breasted lass at the ticket counter for 2 tickets of Pittsburgh,

I asked for 2 pickets to tittsburgh"

1st man "oh, I got mine like that too!

Instead of asking my wife to pour me a bowl of frosties please, I accidentley said "you've ruined my life you evil c**t"

Posted By: pants, Feb 9, 14:09:13