Cue The Daily Mirror et al

"ACHTUNG! FRITZ, FOR YOU, ZE VORLD CUP IS OVER!!"

"Old brave Tommies will be looking to kick those jack booted German clowns out of the World Cup tonight with Wayne "Spitfire" Rooney and Michael "Dambusters" Owen shooting holes in their sausage bloated defences"

Then theyll wheel out Stan Boardman, "...the giiiir-mans bombed our chippy..." -hilarious, can't wait (!).

Posted By: Martin Peters, Feb 9, 11:11:48