Hi! It looks like you're trying to get a job!

Would you like to:

a) Accept brain implants which control your thoughts and behaviour for the rest of your life and make you twitch every time someone asks you to "open" a "sauce" bottle

b) Cook fried chicken. Really quite a lot of chicken. Oodles.

c) Sign on

Posted By: Partial Angler, Feb 3, 14:24:53