The Book of John

And on the eighteenth day the Norfolkites did travel to the Cottage of Craven. And dark were the skies. And cold was the wind. And fear was thrust into their hearts and they were laid low as worms. And all around was misery. And hope was banished.

And it was so when The Lord came unto the Cottage. And he spake to the Norfolkites. And thusly he spoke. "Fear not my brothers, for I have seen the future, and it is good. And before this day is done the sky shall shine bright colours of yellow and green. And the great river of Thames will flow with bright colours too, also of yellow and green. And there shall be singing unto the heavens on this day. And no more will darkness reign in your hearts."

And the crowd heard his words and were full of hope. And they knew that it would be so. And there was much rejoicing. And quite a lot of drinking. And among some, fornication.

And the Lord, whose name was John, spoke sternly to the crowd and said "stop that you lot, its only 3 points and there's a long season ahead.".

So let it be written. So let it be done.

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