Ah my dear Tudders, allow me to help.....

Golf as Mark Twain once said, is a good walk spoilt. Played by chauvinists wearing ridiculous clothing and wheeling around extravagant shopping trolleys. Women are tolerated at best and banned at worst. It's played at the highest level by spoilt brats who deem it beneath themselves to represent their countries at the Olympics. Anything you care to add please do. Maybe we could submit it to Wrathaleakes?!

Posted By: Chopper, Oct 2, 22:18:04