My name is tombs and i am pitching to you today for my new invention the toast chiller, or as i call it "Reggae Ready Toast!".
We've all been there haven't we? Bleary eyed just out of bed Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead to quote william shakespeare the famous bard. I ask you, what is worse than the toaster popping up and you have to waste valuable time for the toast to cool down to the optimum temperature? That's right, nothing at all. I've therefore come up with this ingenious invention that looks like a conventional toaster but the toasting elements have been replaced with two tiny fridge plates that use the latest "cold" technology to bring your overly hot toast down to temperature superfast stylee. I've got patents pending worldwide so no danger of anyone knicking my idea and my in-depth market research reveals that of the UK population of circas 63 million approximately 63 million own a toaster or similar toast enabling device.
The unit retails for £39.99 and costs just £4.99 to manufacture and ship to the uk from china so i have done the numbers and if we sell one each to everyone in the uk we will have over a billion pounds profit in year one rising to 600 billion in year two as the business expands globally.
Wroth Dragons, i am asking today for 5 million pounds of your investment for a 9% share of the business.
Who's in?
*hands round some toast*
Posted By: Tombs, Sep 15, 18:41:29
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