Correct spider drill

(1) listen for shriek from mrs/GF

(2) take charge of situation "alright darling I'll sort it"

(3) smash the scuttly little f**ker flat

(4) wipe up remains with tissue, exit past Mrs/GF saying "just going to release it outside love"

(5) dispose of evidence

(6) return inside to cash in brownie points

Posted By: Real Man, Sep 15, 15:22:59

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