(1) listen for shriek from mrs/GF
(2) take charge of situation "alright darling I'll sort it"
(3) smash the scuttly little f**ker flat
(4) wipe up remains with tissue, exit past Mrs/GF saying "just going to release it outside love"
(5) dispose of evidence
(6) return inside to cash in brownie points
Posted By: Real Man, Sep 15, 15:22:59
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