There's some classics there.

serpent's tongue
n. A forked piss caused by a jazz egg blocking the hog's eye. Twin jets. ‘Jesus! You've pissed on the floor again.' ‘Sorry, love, only I had the serpent's tongue this morning.'

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Call me childish.

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