THAT'S FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE OVERSEEING MOXEY!!!

He should be sat DIRECTLY OPPOSITE Moxey AT ALL TIMES noting and critiquing his EVERY action. Things like the proper alignment of post-it notes or the correct arrangement of paperclips in the desk-tidy may seem relatively trivial BUT IF YOU LET STANDARDS SLIP THERE WHERE DOES IT STOP?

And every conversation he engages in should be pulled apart and the pieces fed back to him ON A BOILED DOG so he learns quickly. Every decision should be second-guessed and challenged. ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT MILK IN YOUR TEA? THAT'S NOT YOUR MILK TO SQUANDER, IT BELONGS TO THE N C F C, MOTHERFUCKER.

Every conversation with anyone not directly at the club MUST BE SCRIPTED AND ALL SCRIPTS APPROVED BY BALLS. Any deviation from the script and NO FUCKING BONUS FOR YOU BRUMBOY, NOW GO AND CLEAN OUT THE BOGS AGAIN. WITH YOUR CHEAP FUCKING M+S SUIT.

Otherwise what's the point of having Balls, really, if it's not to do that, hmmmmm?

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 8, 12:25:22