Script

ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

Phil (to Tom, who is offstage): Do you keep a'troshing on, Tom, you've almost got it across Breydon Water

INTERVAL

ACT TWO

SCENE ONE

Phil (to Tom, who is offstage): Cor blast me, this map's completely on the huer, I reckon we've gone to Gettysburg instead of Mundesley, musta turned wrong or summat

*He pauses for a beat*

Phil: Still no good putting on me parts about it, best turn round and get back to your bridge

THE END

Posted By: Old Man, Aug 4, 17:05:25