Is she "Becky with the good hair"?

No. No, she isn't. Still better than his, though, he looks a complete f**king state. She could surely do better. And even if he can only microwave lasagne and heat up pre-packaged garlic bread in an oven, doing that with a small vase or wineglass with a few flowers in and a candle or two is better AND quicker AND cheaper than taking her to a Harvesters.

A proper bloke would cook her a proper meal himself, but I don't think he's one of those.

I'm glad the newspapers publish this kind of thing. It's not as if there's a s**tload of actual news happening in more or less any country you care to name, with the possible exception of Kyrgyzstan. In fact maybe tomorrow's front page will be "Kyrgyzstan couple spend HOURS searching for cat" with a subhead of "before they realised they'd accidentally locked it in the bathroom".

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 28, 13:25:41