Ladies and Gentlemen.
Cast aside your apps.
Shove your gel supports and wicking fabrics up your arse.
I propose a simple foot race.
No teams, no times, absolutely no fitbits.
No foil capes.
A foot race, from the King St/Rose Lane Weedstink intersection down to the bridge near where the Ferrboat used to reign.
First to the bridge wins. Second place is nothing. Third? I can't even bear to look at you.
Can I have a list of those who want to compete for the title? And a prospective date for the race?
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jul 28, 11:59:27
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