To be really successful

You need to include opportunities to view famous people wearing as few clothes as possible, replying to any question on this practice with a robust defence of the role of a free press in holding our rulers to account.

You shouldn't try to explain how publishing lots of celebrity tits-and-arse prevents corruption in the corridors of power, but you should strongly assert that it does.

Also, a crossword. Maybe a Sudoku. Pub toilet reviews. That kind of thing.

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 12, 08:57:01