The best bit is the pockets in the shorts,

So now the players can keep their car keys safe, along with a paper clip (the most versatile of all stationary items), their iPhones for a cheeky Instagram pic mid game (#playa #pro #hair #footy #looks #stunna), and lastly a set of instructions for how to take a corner that doesn't hit the first defender all the f**king time.

Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jun 30, 08:37:39