Probably software with preselected phrases

Little

Jonny | Jenny

has been

a joy to teach | challenging | an utter s**t

all term | at times | on the very rare occasions she/he bothered to turn up.

S/he particularly enjoys

Maths | joining in class discussion | beating the s**t out first years | picking her/his nose and eating it

I really hope

to teach her/him again next year | s/he learns how to wash soon | you don't have any other children

With warmest regards | Now f**k off

Teach

Posted By: Old Man, Jun 15, 20:35:35