my mate was w**kered on saturday after he had been to the races

and people were talking about football and he kept going off on some rdrunken rants

One of them had me in stitches though as he went "If a bomb got dropped on Old Trafford and killed the whole man utd team and fans, I'd hire an open top bus and parade round york celebrating it"

People were like "thats a bit strong", whilst I was just laughing my head off

Posted By: Gus Poyet 26, May 31, 11:34:46