I'm trying to avoid him spending his funeral fund on a new s**t tank. He feels it's no longer dignified for a 76 year old bloke to continue s**tting in the field. Plus his back's gone so can't hurdle the fence with the velocity that an abused Scottish digestive system dictates.
Posted By: tudders, May 18, 20:25:54
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