You'll hate promotion to the Premier League.

Struggling to avoid hidings every week, moaning "supporters" getting on your back, message boards demanding your sacking on a daily basis, the never-ending press conferences (called pressers by t**ts), the eternal gloom of pre-season tours of China and Bhutan, the brand, the monthly unveiling of new kits, having to fellate the sponsorship in the celebrity box...

It's hell, I tell you.

Posted By: APB, Apr 28, 18:54:11