What about, if right, say you had just done a Wako Taco or a 5 Quid Squid in the Grosvenor

and were walking up Lower Goat Lane when a wired Jenny zoomed up right quick on her VooDoo Shango and pulled a sick cherrypickers right over the top of your new Diadora N.900 Azzurris, falling awkwardly and landing legs akimbo, her fluttery summer skirt, riding up her silken thighs.

Would you gently balance a Lyons Maid Pineapple Mivvi on her cotton-encased mimsy or would you ponce-skip up to Elements, bang on the window, drop your jeans and sing Xxxs and Ooos in a Finnish accent like the utter weakling you are, until Davejeans came out and escorted you away in a puffy ski jacket?

Say these events befell you after your lunchtime snack in the city, which of the two courses of action do you think you might take?

hmmmm?

well?

hmmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 24, 14:09:09