I was pondering the demise of football at Easter

I'd even gone as far as mentioning my excitement at two games in 3 days to my girlfriend who habours no interest whatsoever in football.

The gravity of the situation has forced me to stroke my moustache hair instead of my beard.

I don't really have a moustache. Only a spiv would have one

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 20:14:54