Oh FFS. Do not say that s**t. I am hoping for other things from former canaries:

Fer to get sent off shortly after coming on, giving away a penalty from which we score and win the game;

Grabban to score a hat-trick and Surman to add another in a win over Newcastle;

Plastic Bertrand to smack in a late winner against Sunderland.

That would do nicely today, thank you.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 5, 12:26:16