Lucozade Sport with a good slug of vodka in it

Back when I went home and away, "dry trains" were the biggest joke going. When I drink beer I've got a good idea how much I've had, mostly. However on a dry train, of course everyone brings their own "cocktail" suitably disguised in a soft drink bottle (you can glue the cap back together so it looks like the seal isn't broken if you're Super Paranoid), and we all tended to share around. Some were weak as piss, most weren't. We were almost always completely bladdered by the time the train got in, and that was before we'd hit any pubs. Whereas on a normal train we might have a tinny or two and that would be it. I've always imagined Cabbage as being similar to that (had enough of Caroline Seagull coaches going to sixth form to last me a lifetime). A great example of a counterproductive rule.

Posted By: Old Man, Mar 5, 11:49:40