"Dad, how did Leicester win the league in 2016?"
"Well son, it all started when three players racially abused a Thai prostitute..."
"Dad, how did Norwich get relegated in 2016?"
"Well son, it all started when Ryan Bennett chose a deeply inopportune moment to become a father of two beautiful little twins..."
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And on such things are whole seasons decided. Though as football is only the most important of the least important things in life, fair play to him.
PS. His latest tweet suggests he's available to be selected. I can only assume AN doesn't think his mind's fully focused though.
Posted By: thebigfeller, Feb 13, 17:42:08
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