What an absolute f**king bollocks of a day that's been, beyond awful

Can't believe the s**t that's happened today one thing after another, car keyed, bank account hacked, Dog run over, Cat ate my passport, Mrs left me, ran out of petrol on the way home, pissed wet through walking to the petrol station that was shut, got a taxi home that broke down and had to wait two hours for recovery van. Now, none of you f**kers tell me the score cause I've missed all the footer what with one thing and another and want to likely lads it off until match of the day later to cheer myself up.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 6, 17:46:12