Sad story but you need to MAN THE FUCK UP

YEAH BABY I LEFT MY WALLET ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. SO FUCKING WHAT? ITS THAT WALLET THAT ALLOWS YOU TO LIVE IN THIS HOUSE FILL IT WITH CHINA FUCKING KITTENS PEEKING CUTELY OUT OF PINK PRIMROSES, SO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

Now go upstairs and take your clothes off, I'll be up when I've had a beer

Posted By: Real Man, Feb 4, 11:54:33