Why don't people write in paragraphs anymore?

Has it been banned by the government?

Are "journalists" paid per sentence nowadays?

It's like every f**ker has turned into usacanary.

It does my swede right in, it's such an ugly way of writing.

It's like being "spoken to" by someone who is prodding you in the chest with every word they write.

That was a metaphor by the way.

Stop butchering the written word you lazy arsed word butchers.

Over and friggin' out.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 31, 10:00:34