Garth Crooks' Wife Asks Him What He'd Like For Breakfast?

"...I think, dear, we have to reflect back on previous breakfasts and what, er, we LEARNT at that time, would you say, indeed, could you say that the bacon would have been better off done in our George Foreman lean and mean grilling machine, or was that a mistake, was it time to introduce sausages at that juncture, or, as we have already seen, play it safe with the bacon, could we, infact, I don't know, COMBINE the two of them together, if I was you, I'd be asking myself that question, I'd be asking myself if the combination would work, or, as it were, and put yourself into my head for a moment, what would I like, now thats surely another question worth considering, does he like the two together, do we play them as a pairing, or do we go for the bacon on its own in the pan, or, as we have already said, the lean, mean grilling machine, thats the question, do we have an answer, is there an answer, I don't think so, and thats the answer from where I'm sitting, I'm sure its something which you are aware about and is of concern for you...."

Posted By: Martin Peters, Jan 23, 15:44:23