Your name is von Schickelgrueber and you are a carpet salesman from Frankfurt

Your contact will approach you and say, "I do like a good Hessian shag".

You will respond, "Yes, ideally with a boiled sausage".

If your contact says, "I hear it's windy in Hamburg today", make no further contact, it's a warning that one of you is being watched.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 6, 20:09:07

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