The city last night.

Was heaving, generally. Hordes, literally hordes, of early 20s skinny f**kers in absolutely stupid Christmas jumpers with facial hair that made them look like a mass hommage to Jimmy Hill circa 1984. One idiot I saw, who was a bit older, maybe 30, had an illuminated bauble on the front of his t**ttish Rudolph, black jeans that were about 6 inches too short and two religions too small, no socks and loafers. He must have looked in a mirror before going out and thought "This is a good idea". I don't think this is me getting old and grumpy - I genuinely think I'd have thought this 30 years ago. Dressing like a cross between a Victorian strongman and an Amish settler seems to be ok.

I don't know. Humbug.

Posted By: APB, Dec 20, 16:39:59