Report:

No foul smearings. Good.

Absolutely noxious miasma. I nearly choked. Bearing in mind I have a cold and sense of smell is therefore reduced, that was some achievement. Very bad.

Overall, not up to yesterday's and Monday's efforts. Obviously they've located the bog brush (the smell was so f**king awful I didn't dare look for fear it would be covered in blood).

Posted By: APB, Dec 18, 09:20:59