Some one-liners for you...

"Umbro is named after what your friends say to you if they see you wearing it." Rhys James

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." Darren Walsh

?I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.?
Tim Vine

?I lost my virginity very late. When it finally happened, I wasn?t so much deflowered as deadheaded.?
Holly Walsh

?I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.? Bec Hill

?My mother wears the burka ? mainly because she doesn?t want to be seen with my dad.? Shania Mirza

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Dec 16, 10:40:01