Live transcript from the Soyuz

COSMO 1: OK, six hours to go. What shall we watch?
COSMO 2: I can't get the f**king movies up...no, wait, here you go
COSMO 1: We are *not* watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
MAJOR TIM: How about The Hunt For Red October
COSMO 2: Very funny English Man. How about The Battleship Potemkin?
MAJOR TIM: Firefox?
COSMO 1: Or we could just put some music on
MAJOR TIM: Yes, look, they've got Boney M
COSMO 2: NO
COSMO 1: You see down there? Right there? That's Siberia. I'm just saying.
MAJOR TIM: Oh come on, it's *brilliant*. "Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen, there was a cat that really was gone"
COSMO 2: We can always put some poison into your wine
COSMO 1: And then shoot you till you are dead
MAJOR TIM: Oh, you Russians. Hang on is that a Happy Eater coming up?
COSMO 2: A coffee would be good
COSMO 1: And I need a wee
COSMO 2: Seriously? You couldn't have gone before we left?
MAJOR TIM: We did tell you.
COSMO 1: Wait. That's no Happy Eater...
MAJOR TIM: (sings) Theeeeere's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim
ALL (sing): Star Trekkin, across the Universe, only going forward cos we can't find reverse

Posted By: Old Man, Dec 15, 11:24:29