In 2002 I was involved in the only fight I've ever been in outside the waterfront. Guy in front of me in the line was being a dick and threatened my girlfriend at the time so I hit him and knocked him straight out. Unfortunately the police were nearby and saw me hit the guy.
The dude tried to press charges but seeing as I had never been involved in anything before, I got the option of doing an anger management course. I took that, as you would but only, ended up going to one session. The people there were properly f**king mental. One fella was beating up his wife everytime he didn't win the lottery. The leader of the course asked for suggestions to help the guy calm down. I said "Don't play the f**king lottery" and the guy jumped up and threatened to kill me. I never went back after that and never heard anything from the police either. I guess they couldn't be arsed following it up.
Posted By: I Am Hoot, Dec 14, 11:40:36
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