Was worried I might get in trouble with the law last night....

My shopping list for Asda was...

1. Party Dress for three year old daughter
2. Halloween sweets
3. Lubricant for the wife.
4. Bag of Pears.

I think it was the fruit which meant the checkout girl did not need to call the police......

Posted By: NorfolkSteve, Oct 23, 09:07:02