A duck walks into a bar.......

and says to the landlord "got any fish?", landlord replies "no, this is a pub, we serve beer, try a fishmonger".

Next day the same duck walks in at the same time and asks the same question. This happens for about a week. Next day the duck walks into the bar and asks again "got any fish?". Now the landlord has had enough and threatens the duck.

Landlord:"If you come in here again and waste my time asking me for fish, I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the bar!"

Next day the duck walks into the bar.

Duck-"Got any nails?"

Landlord-"No".

Duck-"Got any fish?".

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Oct 15, 13:12:18