A Spanish magician comes on stage

He tells the whole crowd to be quiet. "I'm going to vanish", he says, "but you must be perfectly - PERFECTLY - silent or the trick will not work".

So the audience settles into an expectant hush. The magician strikes a dramatic pose, claps his hands loudly and says "UNO!". The audience doesn't make a sound. The magician walks across the stage, turns to the audience, claps his hands loudly again and says "DOS!". The audience remains silent.

And then the magician vanishes. Just like that. He disappeared without a "TRES".

I'll get my coat.

Posted By: Old Man, Oct 6, 16:45:28