How about this

Freeform jazz style:

Doo diddly iddly widdly doo fiddly iddly waddly waddle quack widdlyiddlyiddly DAH de DAH DAH de DOOOOOOOOOOmeohmyohMERCY!

Fah fah fah fiddlyiddlymuddlycuddlyDOOOOOOOO oh DO oh DO my MERCY, oh Percy, I'm thirsty, I'm cursed see, oh WIDDLYIDDLYIDDLYIDDLYFFFFFAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH hear my voice, make some noiss noise, sing the yarmyarmyarmy ah mbok-arnyyarnyyarnyblarney FLOPPIDIBOPPIDIFLOPPIDIBLOPPPP! SCHLOPP!!!!

Might try to start that next home game I go to.

Posted By: Old Man, Oct 5, 10:35:11