You know what it's like when you're in a nightclub at 2am

and the lights go up and all that's left on the dance floor is a couple of divorced 45 year old munters that you've tried to avoid all night in which to blow your mucky water over? Well that's about where we are in the transfer window right now. Desperate. And it's not cool to be desperate.Frankly, at this stage of the evening I'd take anyone but Jonathan Sausage Walters home from that nightclub.

Posted By: daddy or chips, Sep 1, 16:38:20