WOW. Imagine the scenario then...

Shoddy sat in the pub with Eric Bantona, the Archbishop of Banterbury and Bantony Hopkins enjoying a few jars of "wifebeater".

A lady Shoddy finds attractive walks to the bar, unaware that she is now fair game.

"I'd defo do her if I had the chance", leers Shoddy to the gang, almost certainly not in as subtle a fashion as he thinks he is. Murmurs of agreement from the Pussay Patrol.

"EVEN IF SHE WAS ASLEEP!"

Roars of laughter from the gallery.

"Fuck it" says Eric Cantona, "just slip something in her drink and we'll all have a go in the car park."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Do you get it now?

Posted By: trafford_canary, Aug 27, 22:28:48