Halfords Till Bird.

She was quite pretty.

As I was paying for my goods I asked her if she fancied reving my little engine up and taking me for spin.

She asked if my gearstick was very big.

I said it was about average and quite hard to get into 4th.

She said she could help me guide it in.

I asked her if she had any fog lights.
Why she asked ?
I said that I would be coming from behind with my eyes half shut.

Then she hit me round the face with a Collins Manual (Ford Orion 1992-1996 including 1.6i) and told me to f**k off.

Its raining as well.

Posted By: Pit, Aug 26, 15:40:21