Yes, at old Withdean Stadium and about 15 mins into the game, my son announced...

...he wanted to go for a wee...

I escorted him to the bogs where he shut himself in the cubicle and I half kept guard whilst half listening to the Nodge fans...

After nearly five mins he still still hadn't appeared. "You're having a poo aren't you?" "Yes" he replied...

Queue a big cheer as we scored...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Aug 24, 20:36:00