Clueless but insists on full live commentary

Bloke sat next to me yesterday was insistent on providing full live commentary/management of the match but was utterly clueless. Every time Stoke had the ball, even if no one was around him, 'tackle, TACKLE!', every time we got the ball, 'do something, DO SOMETHING!'. Really constructive... Slagged off almost every player on our team, who inevitability then went on to do something great so he had to back down. Complained about every pass that didn't find its target coz he can't see what players are -trying- to pull off. Complained about every cross as soon as it left the boot, regardless of whether it ended up becoming a chance or not. Had to explain to mini Jester that he was clueless, so to ignore him.

Clueless, please shut up, we're trying to enjoy the game...

Rant over

Posted By: Jester, Aug 23, 08:52:18