When my brother was 16 and I was 13, he used to write to footballers for autographs...

My brother is a West Ham fan. One day he decided that, because I really liked Mark Bowen, he would write to Harry Redknapp and tell him that Bowen was just the kind of player West Ham needed. Bowen signed for them two weeks later. I was furious.

Posted By: tim berry, Aug 18, 23:11:59