at the ipswich play-offs at home unbeknownst to me my phone fell out of my pocket during the gol celebrations and the old dear in front of me sat on it.
when the third goal went in she realised there was something alien beneath her undercarriage and handed it back to my son who promptly realised it was mine and handed the errant phone back to me adding "i just hope she didn't take a selfie"
Posted By: Tombs, Aug 17, 21:55:45
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