I've tried not watching for a couple of overs, making some tea, nibbling lunch

turning the sound up, turning the sound off, watching from different angles.

And we *still* haven't taken any wickets.

It's almost as if what happens on the field of play at Trent Bridge has nothing whatever to do with what I say or do.

But if I'm not controlling it, then who is? The Illuminati? Cherie Blair? Kenny Rogers? Brian the Snail? Hmmm?

Posted By: Old Man, Aug 7, 14:01:20