Because Mike Walker was the best manager we had because he didn't give a s**t about

the perceived quality of his squad, he had a s**t defence and no money but went out and battered half of England and Europe before storming off thinking he was the new Clough.

Thats why I go to football. To see some f**king lunatic go beyond their actual level and smash up the bug guns. Paul Lambert and Grant Holt were the heirs to the Mike Walker crown.

Obviously I want the club to win every match they ever play. Winning at Wembley was unquestionably the high point in my 34 years of supporting them.
But its not the be all and end all. Theres a bloke sits near me in the Jarrold. His lad is there every week. He slates every missed shot because "he's only got a skill rating of 72 on FIFA, I could have scored that!" his dad must have the patience of a saint as he continually tries to explain the subtle nuances of professional football VS playing a computer game or kickaround in the park.

Sometimes I feel half of you lot are that kid. Moaning that we've not signed Cabaye for ?12m or "Grabban needs 7 shots before he scores FFS"

This is why I come on here day after day to try and reign in some of the absolute lunatics on here who will give themselves terrible stress injuries with all this maniacal fretting and angst.

That and I get paid 10p per post.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 10:58:11