2 things pissed me off and 1 thing should have but amused me on Sat eve...

...a mahooooooosive butch dyke getting off a bus and walking straight into me as she did so, not apologising and instead snogging who equally ugly girlfriend as some show of gender politics of something, I dunno...

A girl with an arse that caused a partial to full eclipse of the moon on Waterloo Bridge whilst simultaneously also blocking both lanes of the south bound carriageway of said bridge...

2 old couples in fish restaurant, extremely posh, discussing "Bertie's" new place (PK would approve):

Posh bird: darling, how much did Bertie spend on refurbishing the outside of their new house?

Posh bloke: erm, about 2 million I think

Posh Bird: yes, that's right, it looks lovely, Angela you know, Bertie's wife, had a nightmare with the decorators....

All of them: blah, blah, blah

It was the casual way that they mentioned 2 million as if it were a tenner and was merely a drop in the ocean and meant absolutely nothing to them...marvellous, wish I was in that position to be so flippant about money...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 09:58:17